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[wonderbink]

A Beginners Guide To Faking Your Death On The Internet.

Click. Watch. Listen. Laugh.

Today I took pleasure in another sneakily downloaded MST3K episode.

Today I learned a little bit about Catalonia.

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sporfle

[britpoptarts.livejournal.com]

I can't watch those clips half the time because my computer sucks and I'm on dial-up, but occasionally I can click through and see stills. What little I saw was funny!

Hoaxer: I am dying, it is Teh Ebola Flesh-eating Virus!

Gullible Friends: Oh noez, she is dying! Must shower with attention! It is the HIV Intestinal Rot Bacteria! She is Teh Gonerz!

Sock Puppet: I am Hoaxer's bestest friend in the universe and I'm taking the time to find an interweb connection to tell you that she is going to die any second now!

GF: Oh NOEZ, oh NOEZ!! She is dying! Life is cruel! God is bad!!!eventy-onez!!11

Cynic: Your friend is dying and you left her side to post a message on this forum? Hmm. I have grave doubts.

GF: How can you be so cruel! Hoaxer is dying!! You are Teh Meannezzz!

SP: Hoaxer has died because you didn't chant "I believe in Hoaxers! I believe in Hoaxers!" and click your heels together three times and swear that Harry and Hermoine are the best couple EVAR. And Snape and Remus are Teh Sexxxor.

GF: Oh NOEZ! oh NOEZ! We may have to pause in our fan wankiness long enough to remember Hoaxer 4evar and evar...hey, what's for dinner?

Hoaxer: I'm alive! It's a miracle!

GF: You are Teh Suxx0r.

H: My sister used my password and punk'd your asses! Ha ha ha! I mean, I'm truly sorry. Grovel, grovel. Weeping, weeping.

GF: Hoorayz, all is well!

H: Yes, actually I died. But I got better.

[wonderbink.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that about sums it up. Though you forgot the "Hey, waitaminute, why do the IP addresses of the hospital and the hoaxer's bedroom match perfectly?"