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So, last week I was in a Bad Way. I'd started taking one of my medications at dinner, as was prescribed, instead of hastily at bedtime with all the other evening meds. It seems to have sent me pacing before bedtime almost as badly as I was pacing during the weeks of agony as the lithium turned on me. (I went back to taking the Latuda at bedtime and the problem resolved, so I'm pretty sure I'm right about that one.)

I wasn't suicidal as such, but I felt a very strong urge to numb myself, so I decided it merited using the 988 Lifeline. I went to the webpage and chose the chat option, because I don't really like talking on the phone with strangers.

And I waited.

And waited.

And waited.

Finally, I gave up and called the number. I got a perpetually cycling "Your call is very important to us; someone will be with you shortly" recording.

It's a damn good thing I wasn't suicidal.

While the recording played, the line constantly broke up and periodically made weird buzzing noises. I figured it would get better when the counselor got on the line. It didn't, so I went through shouting through the static and repeating myself a lot. Finally, we both got through to each other long enough to communicate our agreement that we should probably hang up so I could try the chat again.

I hunkered down for a long wait and put on Hobo Fabulous, a stand-up comedy album by Craig Ferguson. (I wished I'd had him in my playlist when I was using comedy to distract me from the pain.) However, I got a swift response from someone named Taye. I laid down at the very start that I was not suicidal; I just wanted to be numb. Taye asked me if I was considering self-harm. I assured Taye that I had no plans to do so. We went back and forth for a bit and the Taye pointed me to a pdf called 101 Coping Skills, which I downloaded and glanced over. It was effectively 101 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up. One of the suggestions was "Call/Text a friend." I decided that would be more productive than what I was getting from Taye and it dawned on me.

Taye was an AI chatbot.

I work in AI (please don't kill me) and have for some time, so I'm very familiar with AI output. I know the tells, and Taye had several.


  1. No contractions. At all. It took me a bit to notice that, but when Taye wrote a very long reply, it stood out.
  2. Lots of vague platitudes instead of directly addressing what I was saying.
  3. A certain disconnect between what I was saying and how Taye was responding.


Once again, it was a damn good thing I wasn't suicidal.

I ended the chat and called my friend Brenda, because she lives in California and I wouldn't be waking her. She told me she was a little inebriated, but she'd do her best. We spent about forty-five minutes both reminiscing and catching up. I quietly took my meds while we were talking (one pill at a time) and felt sleepy soon after, so we said goodnight and I went to bed.

I am honestly disgusted. The dropping support for LGBTQ+ people was bad enough, but the fact that I never had a sustained conversation with a live human being was horrific.

If anybody knows an alternate organization to contact for crisis moments (a "warm line" would be fine) please let me know.

Today I took pleasure in a cool drink of water.

Today I learned how to do a numbered list in HTML.
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So as I briefly mentioned, I was dealing with severe and all-encompassing pain for several weeks. It was so bad I couldn't sleep--couldn't even lie down comfortably. About the only thing that didn't hurt so much was walk. I paced around my tiny little condominium and wished I had more space to move around in. I'm amazed I didn't wind up insane (or, at least, more insane than usual) from all the sleep deprivation.

Peter's death was an extra layer of suck on top of everything.

I saw doctors and phoned doctors and had so much blood drawn I'm surprised I'm not anemic by now. I had to beg for painkillers before they gave me any. Those didn't quite work, so I begged for something stronger and thus was reacquainted with what Not Being In Pain felt like. That was nice.

I also found another remedy that my mom suggested--laughter. I listened to some stand-up comedy albums I had on my phone and found myself able to lie down and listen. Being able to lie down without the immediate urge to get back up again was a huge step. And the pain did ease. I decided to take advantage of the three free months I have with Apple Music+ and avail myself of their comedy selection, which served as an analgesic for many long stretches.

After many tests (including X-rays!) the culprit was unearthed--the lithium I've been taking for over a decade had turned on me. Dropping the dose by half eased the pain and dropping it completely pretty much eliminated it. The downside is that my mood episodes are creeping back in to remind me why I was taking the stuff in the first place. I may be able to adjust things without adding any new drugs to the mix, but my psychiatrist is out of the office until Monday and the best her assistant could do for me was give me a list of crisis lines.

It's my birthday today, and because it's a Saturday, I'm having my birthday party on the very day. I think that being with friends and watching the Beatles will buoy my mood nicely.

Today I took pleasure in a nice, hot cup of tea. Several, in fact.

Today I learned the term "cognitive prosthetics" to describe the use of AI.
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Peter David, Writer of Stuff, passed away this past weekend. He was my brother-in-law.

He has a extensive Wikipedia entry if you'd like to learn more about the Stuff what that he Wrote (you can read it here). I just want talk about some selected memories I have of him.

The Courtship

They met over a puppet. My sister makes puppets and sells them at science-fiction conventions. He bought a Klingon from her for a comedy skit, which came with a free puppetry lesson. From there, he commissioned a puppet from her in the likeness of an actor in a movie Peter had written. I remember watching my sister watch this movie as she figured out how to make it actor-shaped. She did a good job, to my recollection.

The Wedding

There are many things that I remember about the wedding, but let me stick to two. One was Peter stepping on a glass wrapped in a towel, and everyone cheering "Mazel Tov!" The other was how utterly in love the bride and groom were, judging by their expressions.

The Dispenser of Beer

Early on in their relationship, Peter went with Kathy (my sister) to a wee convention called Chattacon. It was the first con he'd been to off-duty in years. He volunteered to pour beer at the consuite, that's how off-duty he was. Some people didn't know how to handle it.

"Are you Peter David?" somebody asked.

"Yes," Peter said.

"Why are you serving me a beer?"

"Because you asked me for one," Peter replied.

The Moon of Potato

A fanfic writer who went by the name of Lady Sybilla (my memory doesn't run that deep--I just used Fanlore.org) did a novel-length "Team Jacob" Twilight fanfic called Russet Noon. This would be otherwise unremarkable, but Lady S. elevated herself to the heights of Fandom Wank by offering her work up for sale, as in for money, which is simply not done. She didn't react well when people pointed out things about copyright on characters and settings and how they apply to the work of Stephenie Meyer.

Peter found this quite entertaining, and set up a round-robin story on his blog called "Potato Noon" which was authored by many of his writer friends (and even non-writer ones--my older brother made a contribution, which was absolutely ridiculous and fit in perfectly). Soon enough, Peter's parody had made more of an impression than the original fic.

Rib Night

Peter's status as a professional Writer of Stuff landed him a very nice suite each DragonCon. On Sunday night, he would order a mess of ribs from Fat Matt's Rib Shack (and, later, fried chicken from The Colonnade) and invite all his friends over. Peter knew a lot of interesting people--writers, of course, but also artists, actors, filmmakers, and other creative types. I met Joel Hodgson of Mystery Science Theater 3000 at one of Peter's Rib Nights. It was an evening for delicious food and entertaining conversation, and I suspect some of the appeal for certain guests was being in a place where they didn't have to be "on", unlike the rest of the entire convention.

Reactions

Peter described himself as a VIP--Vaguely Important Person. How famous he was depended on which social pool he was in. When I told people he was my brother-in-law for whatever reason, responses ranged from "Who?" to "Oh, my GOD!"

Conclusion

I'm sorry this is such a mess. I've been dealing with severe pain of indeterminate origin in the midst of all this, which is why this sloppy little effort took so long.

Peter was a good man, and he was good to my sister. May his memory be a blessing.
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There's a lot of talk about shitty work environments going on right now, but there always is, so I'm not going to go into contemporary examples. This will remain true until there's a massive sea change in our society around the nature of work.

Work is essential for a functioning society, but there's this underlying assumption that work is misery, and if it isn't, you're not working hard enough. There's a certain variety of person that, when someone gripes about their job, proclaims that "Work isn't supposed to be fun. That's why they call it WORK!"

I checked my Merriam-Webster app and found about thirty distinct definitions for the word. So, what kind of work are they calling it?

The top definition is "to perform work [bit of a tautology there] or fulfill duties regularly for wages or salary." That's what we usually mean when we talk about "work." However another one of the definitions is "to exert oneself physically or mentally, especially in sustained effort for a purpose or under compulsion or necessity." Note that the final clause is attached with an "or" meaning that it can be for a purpose voluntarily.

The house I grew up in had a very large backyard that, when we moved in, was pretty much ivy and trees. Over the years, my parents transformed it into a garden. It took work. It took pulling up ivy and digging holes and putting in flowers and hauling gray water from the washing machine to water those flowers and so much weeding. They worked on it on the weekends and when they retired they worked on in nearly every day. They weren't paid a dime--indeed they put a large amount of money into it--but it was still work. And they derived great joy from it.

Now, supposing my parents did the same things with a ten-pound sack of rocks on their back. It means they'd be working harder, but not to any useful end. It wouldn't make them more effective or efficient. They wouldn't be able to haul as much water or pull as many weeds before they'd have to give up in exhaustion.

But if they insisted on not carrying the ten-pound sack of rocks (they wouldn't ask, they'd insist) and that certain kind of person said that they just weren't willing to work hard, you'd think that person was kind of an idiot, wouldn't you?

In the working world, there are a lot of ten-pound sacks of rocks--unnecessary things that make the job harder but don't make the results any better.

Dragging people back into the office when it has been objectively proven that the work can be done just as effectively--sometimes even more effectively--remotely is a ten-pound sack of rocks.

Meetings about things that could just as easily be sorted out on Slack are ten-pound sacks of rocks.

Bad managers are a ten-pound sack of rocks. Hell, they're a twenty-pound sack of rocks.

But if you ask to put the sack down, you're a slacker who doesn't really want to work, despite all you get done with the actual work. We've taken it for granted that the rocks we haul are what we must endure for our wages.

But what if we didn't? What if we made a point of firing the managers who make their employees lives miserable and replacing them with ones who know how to deal with people in a non-abusive fashion? It'll cost about the same and people are a lot more productive when they're respected. My brother holds an executive position at a multimillion-dollar company that is completely remote. It meant a company several states away was able to hire someone as amazing as my brother. And reducing information to text makes it easier to absorb in less time than listening to someone talk about it.

There are so many things we could be doing (or not doing) to make life easier for people who work for a living. Don't make it so much work for people to do their work.

Today I took pleasure in delicious lemonade.
Today I learned how to set up a blog on a WordPress site after deleting the default blog page.
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The AI gig is going fine. Some projects are more hair-tearingly frustrating than others, but the work is steady. It's also eminently flexible, which means I don't have to worry about putting in for time off to go to DragonCon; I can just quietly not work.

DragonCon was mostly fun, though I had to deal with an injured knee that wasn't helped by all the walking and stair-climbing necessary to get through the thing. My sister set me up with crashspace and a Guest Of badge, for which I am eternally grateful. I really had the most fun holed up in hotel rooms chatting with good friends--the crowds were insane (over 75,000 people!) and I only ventured out for a couple of podcast tapings, an MST3K screening, and a Sunday morning panel that was rife with passive-aggression. And food. I revised a scene in a novel I'm working on using Google Docs and my phone because I didn't bring my laptop. Maybe next year,

A repair to my car that has dragged out for months is close to completion. They finally got the part, but when they got it out, they found that the bolt was stripped and they needed to order a new bolt. The bolt arrived yesterday so the work should be done by Monday. Which is to say, I don't have a car right now. I got through DragonCon okay using the bus that runs past the entrance to The Shire (and a cab ride home at the end that my brother was kind enough to pay for) but dealing with this aching knee required multiple Uber trips to get to an urgent care clinic that took my insurance, and then to a pharmacy for the steroid prescription. (Diagnosis was tendinitis.) I ran a hell of a lot of errands when the Gentleman Caller came to visit the other day. Picked up a "knee sleeve" to keep the area supported and compressed and it seems to be doing a fine job.

Writing is poking along. I'm working on two books at once, which is probably not a good idea, but they are at least connected. (One is the sequel to the other.) I've suddenly decided to add a scene to the first book which involves the characters watching old movies and now I have to watch those movies as research. The Gentleman Caller watched Cocteau's The Blood of a Poet with me and was reminded of the many art films he participated in in his youth. I gave it a second screening the following evening and stumbled on a documentary about Cocteau that was filmed while he was still alive and able to speak for himself. I hadn't known he'd decorated chapels.

I've ranted at length on my other blog about the fall of NaNoWriMo. I'll just mention here that I will not be playing this year, and possibly never again. If they get rid of Kilby Blades and reconnect with the community, there might be hope. I give them a year.

Flowers progressing in fits and starts. Tried handing them out at the High Museum and it was a big bust. Wish I knew how to go viral.

That's roughly the state of things. Perhaps I can show up here more often now that I'm not working a brain-melting retail job.

Today I took pleasure in: the satisfaction of cleaned dishes.
Today I learned: what to do with my knee now that it's feeling better.
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 Looks like Madam Vice President took my advice.

kamalaharris.com/issues/

I should think of something else to ask about.
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People are really weird about punctuation.

I remember reading somewhere a writer writing something to the effect "I appreciate a good semicolon." Appreciate was the verb used; I remember that much. There was something a bit braggy in how it came across. "My grasp of the English language is so sophisticated that I not only know how to use semicolons, I appreciate them like fine wine."

My writers group has a private Discord server so we can post links to Google Docs and not have random people wandering into them. One of the folks posted a meme of Daffy Duck and Porky Pig dressed up like 18th century aristocrats, with the caption "When writers who use semicolons meet writers who use Oxford comma" [sic]. I restrained myself to twelve words of irritation instead of the detailed rant I wanted to go into.

But detailed rants are what blogs were pretty much built for. So.

Hell with the Oxford comma.

I use the serial comma.

A serial comma is used in lists of things. For example, "I bought eggs, milk, and bread." The comma after "milk" is a serial comma. You could probably remove it and still make sense, but there are places where it can be essential. A well-worn example is the dedication "To my parents, God and Ayn Rand." I sort of wish I had a better example in my brainbox, because it doesn't seem likely anybody would actually write that, given what a staunch atheist Rand was, but it does stick in the head, so there you are.

"Wait! Wait!" Oxford comma fans might cry, "But, but, that IS the Oxford comma!"

Exactly so, my friend. So why do you insist on calling it the Oxford comma?

The term "Oxford comma" is completely opaque as to what the comma is and does. Calling it the Oxford comma gives it a whiff of higher education (fun fact: it's also called the "Harvard comma"). Making a big deal over the fact that you use the Oxford comma is a way to signal "I am a smart person! I know what an Oxford comma is!" Why, it's almost as if you went to Oxford yourself! (And if you did go, good on you. I had a lovely time when I was there.)

The humble serial comma states its case plainly. It is a comma used in a series of things. It's simple, easy to remember, and has no pretensions about how educated it is.

And at any rate, whatever you call it, it doesn't mean you're a brilliant wordsmith if you use it. More likely, it just means you do whatever Grammarly tells you to do.

In short, I don't object to the Oxford comma at all in function, only in title. The way it gets brought up, over and over again, is so self-congratulatory I could scream. Just use "serial comma." And shut the hell up about it.
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Greetings Madam Vice President!

I know this inbox is more for official business, but I had a couple of suggestions, as a longtime voter, for your presidential campaign.

One, go with Tim Walz for VP. He's awesome.

Two, I see that your official website has your biography, which is a good start, but what would make it better is if you had some pages devoted to what you are GOING to do. When I'm figuring out who to vote for, I always check websites and always go with the candidates who have definite plans about what they'll do if elected. Trump is weird, in the not-good way, yes, but you have so much more to offer than not being weird. Hammer him on policy, hammer him on the ways you're going to make things better for all of us. Show us all why you're the better choice beyond NOT being a doddering narcissist.

I am really excited about this election and hope to offer my support in any way I can. Best of fortune to you.

Sincerely,

Sheila S. O'Shea
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I wrote a letter.

I got a letter back.

I should write letters more often.
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[Note, this was truncated from the original draft due to the 2,000 character limit, which is why it cuts off so abruptly.]

Dear Mr. President--

First, let me pause and remark on how wonderful it is that the leader of our nation is not His Highness or His Mightiness (as--true story---some of the founding fathers considered) but simply Mister, an ordinary person doing an extraordinary job.
Mr. President, my name is Sheila O'Shea. I registered to vote when I was 17 years old and voted in my first presidential election at the age of 18 in 1988. I am a lifelong Democrat, and I was proud to vote for you in 2020. I am deeply grateful for the work you have done with COVID-19 vaccinations, infrastructure, and climate change. It is clear that you feel that there is more yet to be done.
Mr. President, you are not the only person who can advance what you have started. To think otherwise is arrogance on the level of your opponent, who told his supporters that he was the only one who could save them. In the same way, you are not the only one who can save us. And your hopes of saving us have rapidly been eroded by the appearance--even if only the appearance--that your mind is not capable of handling the job. Every stumble, however small, is a nail in the coffin of your candidacy, and thus a nail in the coffin of our freedoms.
I know enough about Project 2025 to know that it terrifies me and that a defeat by your opponent would be far worse than a mere defeat in a typical presidential race. It would destroy every advance that this nation has ever achieved.
Mr. President, PLEASE do not sacrifice the freedoms of this nation on the altar of your ego. I know that you have stated you will listen to no one but the Lord God Almighty when it comes to stepping down from the race. As one who shares your Catholic faith, permit me to remind you of the words of Christ our Savior, words he quoted from scripture before him--"You shall not put the Lord your God to the test."
God speaks to us through others, Mr. President. Listen to your advisors. For the sake of our country and our future, LISTEN.
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I’ve probably quoted that song before on this blog, but, hey, it sums things up.

Top order of business—I’ve set up a site to publicize my friend Lake’s fundraiser so she can keep her house. Have a look, and, if you can, please donate. If you can’t donate, at least spread the word. Her house is a treasure, and it would be a shame if it were lost. Click here to have a look.

I’m doing okay. Still working at the Big Green Grocery Store, with limited hours so I can devote time to earning money in other ways. I’ve landed a gig ghostwriting romance novels, and it’s been pretty fun so far. It’s a different experience writing to spec instead of going where inspiration wanders. I’m working on revising and adding to last year’s NaNoWriMo project for when my inspiration needs wandering. Right now, I’m at the part where the narrator is talking to a guy she used to write fanfic about and telling him the story of How She Met Her Boyfriend.

I’m doing another scoring project for Standardized Testing Company. It’s been pretty easy to score, which I am simultaneously grateful for and horrified by, because the reason I don’t have to think too hard about it is because they didn’t either.

I found myself making a list of things I thought—and occasionally said aloud—while scoring.

1. That’s nice. Off-topic, but nice.
2. What a perfect tautology!
3. No. No.
4. Let’s play “Count the Mistakes!”
5. Entertaining, but wrong.
6. Commas. You need to use commas.
7. Whut?
8. Seriously, whut?
9. No, it doesn’t!
10. *Hysterical laughter*
11. I can make that out, but it’s wildly irrelevant!
12. Lovely. Now, let’s look at your argument.
13. *Buzzer noise*
14. Are you sure you didn’t get that mixed up with some anime you saw?
15. I…I…I…I don’t even understand what you’re trying to say.
16. Madness, I tell you! Madness!
17. Gaaaaaaaaaah!
18. Okay, we’ve got seven errors in the first paragraph. I don’t think this is getting a [top score].
19. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
20. No. No. No. No. No!
21. *Hysterical laughter, followed by coughing fit*

I fell a little behind on my hours, so today was run-to-catch-up. I’m putting in a couple more hours tonight, so maybe I can pull a little ahead and get some breathing room. Yay education!

Today I took pleasure in an unhurried shower.

Today I learned that Norway is the happiest country in the world.
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I got into David Sylvian by way of Japan (which I got into in turn via Duran Duran.) Japan, for those not cognizant, was a British band in the late 70s/early 80s, who really found their stride with the last two albums they did before breaking up. They were a huge influence on Duran Duran, and I traced things backwards to them the way I did with David Bowie and Jean Cocteau.

I remember tracking down imports of Japan CDs when I was in college. I'd been curious about David Sylvian, but hadn't had the chance to listen to his work. I took a leap and bought a copy of Gone to Earth, having been reassured by a friend that his music was quite similar to Japan.

Put plainly, it was not. Even with a couple of Japan members on board, this was something new and strange to me. But after the initial culture shock, I taped it and took the tape with me to the beach.

My parents bought a timeshare unit a little before timeshares had developed such a sleazy reputation. We'd been coming down to Florida each summer for so long I'd taken my first steps on the beach. A timeshare seemed the perfect arrangement--a fixed week in a fixed place by a beach we were intimately familiar with. We'd been going for many years when I trundled down with my taped copy.

I listened to it out on the balcony. Several times. In one week. The music blended perfectly with the scene--the waving palm trees, the swooping birds, the strolling clouds, the all-encompassing sunlight.

The next year, I brought the tape and listened to it out on the balcony again. And again.

I found out that Gone to Earth was originally a double album--one disc vocal; the other instrumental--and ached to have those lost songs. When I ended up living in Japan (country, not band) I came across a 2-CD version that had everything. I bought it immediately, but I had to wait until I'd gotten home to hear it, because I didn't have a CD player with me.

I updated the tape I'd made by adding some of the lost tracks to the spare spaces on it. I couldn't get them all to fit, so "Camp Fire Coyote Country" got tacked to the end of the tape I'd made of Rain Tree Crow (where it fit quite nicely, in fact). Eventually, I made a whole new tape with Disc A on side A and Disc B on side B. And I listened out on the balcony. Again and again.

Technology advanced. I went from a portable tape player to a portable CD player, then to a laptop, then to an iPod Mini, then to an iPhone, and then (this year) back down to the laptop because I forgot the little headphone adapter dongle to fit with my hastily purchased earbuds. And, when the weather permitted (it did not always) I got out to the balcony and listened.

Today I listened out on that balcony and it is the last time I will be able to do so. My parents have decided to sell the timeshares (we obtained a second one so we could host all the spouses and children my siblings have accumulated) and switch to renting units earlier in the year, when the heat is not so blinding. I will listen to Gone to Earth on whatever balcony we wind up on, but it will not be that place, where I watched the palm trees grow from obscuring the ocean view to framing it. It will not be the view I know by heart.

But I know this place well enough to use it as a memory palace. I can walk through all the rooms in my head. And if I really want to invoke it, all I have to do...

...is play Gone to Earth.
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I had a long list of everything I wanted to do and didn't do them. Well, not all of them, at any rate. But I did get to see LOVE and it was wonderful and definitely worth the trip. I even gave a flower to the guy sitting next to me at the show.

I also reread the past year in my diary since it all fits in the current volume. There are signs of progress, particularly regarding the blogging work that I'm actually getting paid for. But there are repeating themes that I'd really rather not be repeating. When I'm home, I hope that the shift in perspective that comes with travel will be useful for dislodging me from those spirals.

Look, it's late, I'm a little tipsy, and the laptop was just there, okay?

Today I took pleasure in finally seeing LOVE.

Today I learned where the ice machine is on my hallway.
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The birthday proper is Flag Day, June 14th, but I like to get started early. The Saturday before the day proper, I have my birthday party, wherein I open the doors from noon to midnight and play The Beatles Anthology DVD set to give me something to watch between guests, and to give the guests something to talk about in the conversational lulls. The guest count was small (one of the invitees had to call out because she'd come down with Covid) but the conversation was lively and I had a fine time.

A month or so before the party, I picked up a copy of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo in a little free library. I read it, and decided to actually try the KonMari method for myself. Given how relentlessly sentimental I am, I didn't think I'd get rid of much, but I ended up giving up four lawn-and-leaf bags full of clothes and eleven or twelve paper grocery bags of books. I found things I forgot I owned. I found things I didn't even remember owning. (What the hell was I doing with a Don DeLillo book? I didn't even like White Noise that much when I had to read it for a class.)

I purged every single article of zebra clothing out of my closet. I didn't need them anymore. I wore zebra as a flag to indicate that I was a Warren Cuccurullo fan during my time chasing Duran Duran around the country. Warren hasn't been part of Duran Duran for over two decades, so there really isn't anywhere to wear the zebra stuff, except maybe DragonCon or something (which I did do at some point). There was not a lick of regret when I passed it on to Goodwill.

It took me a couple of days to get through all the clothes. Books took me nearly a week. The main reason for that was that I had layers of detritus piled in the spaces in front of the books, and I had to sort all that out, too. I had enough candles to fill out the space underneath the bench I use as a coffee table. Lots of candles. I spent time rewicking several of the burnt-down candles in glass containers, a convoluted process involving boiling water in my old ramen pot (no longer suitable for cooking), a metal container with a spout that I picked up in a thrift shop, a spool of wick material, a bag of metal weights for the wicks, and lots of wax from dead candles and tealights. I was able to bring a number of candles back from the dead and now I might actually start using them again.

The Marie Kondo book says nothing about CDs or DVDs, so I just did them in the standard way--dump 'em all on the floor (well, stack them) and sort out what to keep and what to ditch. I didn't have a lot to get rid of, but I discovered more things I'd forgotten I'd owned, including two copies of the soundtrack for The Crow. (Did I forget that I owned it and accidentally bought an extra copy? Did my CD collection cross-pollinate with Britpoptarts'? I'm not sure.) I now have a little more space for CDs and they're all back in alphabetical order! The DVD collection now has a little more cohesion to it as well. Now I have room to BUY MORE STUFF.

The next section in the Marie Kondo book is about papers. That one's going to be a doozy.

On my 50th birthday, I made plans to see Cirque du Soliel LOVE, the permanent Las Vegas installation that uses the music of The Beatles. I turned 50 in 2020. So much for that idea. I was ready to try again in 2021, but the show was still closed in June, so I put it off another year. This year, the show is open, flights are flying and I've booked the trip.

I will be going to the show exactly on my birthday. I'm gonna have a good birthday.

Today I took pleasure in Coca-Cola with lemon. (No, not a new flavor, just Coca-Cola with some lemon juice tossed in.)

Today I learned how much is on the gift card that someone was kind enough to give me for my birthday.
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January: My elation at the outcome of the Senate races in Georgia is muffled by the January 6th riots happening the same day the election results were announced. Sigh with relief after the inauguration. I start work as a work-at-home proofreader for a company I will nickname The Proofers. Attend virtual Chattacon and come across a panel that gives me an idea for a detail in a short story I've been working on since the end of the previous year.

February: Talk to my doctor about my leg, which has not fully recovered from the car accident I was in back in 2019. I've been in physical therapy for some time, but it doesn't feel like it's really gotten significantly better. I improvise Ash Wednesday ashes out of a leaf from a dried Palm Sunday branch, and smear them on my forehead. It helps the day feel complete.

March: Finally, after years of hanging on to the mailbox back where I used to live, I set up a new mailbox in one of the shopping centers I go to regularly. Now I don't have to drive half an hour when an Amazon package arrives. Sign up for new project with Educational Testers. I have to re-verify my credentials with them, which entails asking the Gentleman Caller to come over, examine my driver's license and Social Security cards, and type in a little form on a webpage that he has seen these things. It's the first time we've met in person for months.

April: I get vaccinated! I find out I could have gotten vaccinated earlier because I work at The Big Green Grocery Store, but it doesn't matter. I get shots in my arms. I suffer no ill effects either time, which makes me wonder if I'm doing it wrong. Presented with the opportunity to write for International Marketing Firm. Start project with Educational Testers.

May: Quit the Educational Testers project because the power goes out for a day and throws off my ability to make my minimum hours. Start work at International Marketing Firm. Inherit iPad from my father, who has moved on to a newer and shinier one.

June: Kiss the Gentleman Caller for the first time in over a year. Receive acceptance for short story in shared-world anthology. Ziggy, my MacBook pro, slips into a coma and has to be sent out for repair; comes back with memory wiped, so I'm glad beyond glad that I have a backup. See a live show--Young Antiques at a coffeehouse in Decatur. Go out on a date with a guy I met on a dating site. We go for a long walk in a park and have a nice conversation. I let him down as gently as I can afterwards. Turn 51. Have usual 12-hour birthday party, with a surprise visit from my younger brother and my sister-in-law.

July: Go down to Florida for annual beach trip, with a stop in Savannah to visit Britpoptarts. (I went into detail about it here.)

August: Am told that the labyrinth is peril of being paved over to build a new road. (A bypass? Kinda, yeah.) A little research uncovers that this was a possibility that was weighed briefly and ultimately discarded. Breathe huge sigh of relief. Go to the Calder/Picasso exhibit at the High Museum. Glance lightly at the Picasso; stare in wonder at the Calder.

September: Attend DragonCon. Inspired by all the virtual panels I attended last year, I go to see every panel that possibly interests me. Wind up so overpeopled that I can't handle things at my brother's party and flee to the hotel room I'm staying in. Start working on outline to upcoming NaNoWriMo. Make first calls to drum up business for freelance writing.

October: Go to a small convention called Multiverse, that the Gentleman Caller turned me on to. Spent a lot of it hanging around with him. Continue to outline upcoming NaNoWriMo project, including writing down scenes on index cards and lining them up on the floor.

November: Make it to 50,000 words a few days before the NaNoWriMo deadline. Spend the remaining days adding and tweaking bits, before signing off on it on November 30th. Offer to do a blog post on a pro bono basis for Skyland Trail, where I was treated for bipolar disorder.

December: Skyland Trail accepts the blog post and asks if I'd like to do some more for them for money. I tell them I'd be able to do that. Run first chapter of NaNoWriMo effort past writers group. The response is positive, with some rather pointed feedback that helps me strengthen it considerably. I bake batches of my two favorite Christmas cookies, with a little phone support from my mom. They come out perfect.

The year 2021 was unquestionably an improvement over 2020. I know that things won't be all better in 2022--there are some things that may well get worse, but there are other things that may well get better. I was reluctant to wish people a Happy New Year when what I really wanted to wish them was "have the best year that you can manage."

So. 2022. Have the best year that you can manage.
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Actually, a little over a week. This week, my family returned to our little timeshare in Florida after the beast of 2020 kicked it off the agenda. This year (as I have in years before) I left early to spend some time with Britpoptarts (this was her name on LiveJournal. Her journal is now a Russian spam farm, so I won't link to it) in Savannah. She lives in a beautifully decorated apartment with a pair of hyper ferrets near the cool part of town. We were roommates together for many years and we spent the evening of my arrival drinking lemon drops and talking and laughing as if no time had passed.

Friday, we went out to experience the American Prohibition Museum, which was a great deal of fun. They used exhibits of actual Prohibition-era stuff, wax figures (Carrie Nation and Al Capone, among others), and films (such as Billy Sunday ranting about the evils of alcohol). The tour ends in a speakeasy with pictures and words about the end of Prohibition and the celebrations that followed. And, of course, it had a full bar, so we both ordered some Chatham Punch to top off the day.

I learned from the Criminal Records Instagram feed that Saturday was Record Store Day, which was perfect timing as we were already planning to go out record shopping.

I barged into Britpoptarts' room. "Happy Record Store Day!" I exclaimed.

"Yes," she said, "Today will be our record store day."

"No, seriously," I replied, "It's Record Store Day."

We made it to two record stores, one hot and cramped, the other cool and spacious. The hot, cramped one had a dollar bin out front and we both pawed through it. I found a Patrick O'Hearn album (I've heard good things about his stuff) and Britpoptarts picked up a few things including a Pete Townsend album that it turned out she already had, so it got added to my spoils. At the cool, spacious record store, I picked up a couple of limited edition Record Store Day releases--one was a Miles Davis album I was curious about (outtakes from a soundtrack he was working on for a documentary about boxer Jack Johnson) and the other I couldn't resist--Live at Budokan by Duran Duran. Britpoptarts set about replacing some of the Beatles records that were stolen from her when she was in a less secure living situation.

We used Labyrinth Locator to find a labyrinth by a church not too far from where we were, which we both walked. We found a rusted, twisted nail in the center. I kept it. We had enough time for me to take care of my Catholic duties with a vigil Mass at a rather odd church (not the church with the labyrinth, she adds firmly). The priest had an odd cadence that it took me a while to figure out. He was e-nun-ci-a-ting e-ver-y sin-gle syl-a-ble he spoke. The stained glass windows also weirded me out a bit. Instead of one image taking up the whole window, there were a series of dinner-plate-sized circles with images that were linked to saints (Saint Jude had a boat, Saint John had a wine cup with a serpent coming out of it) and to virtues (one with a picture of a shirt that said "Clothing the Naked") And there was one with a picture of a cat-o-nine tails (or, rather, a cat-o-five-tails) with spiked balls at the end of each tail. The image had a single word on it:

Penance.

I left right after I'd taken communion. (Sneaky Catholic trick--you can do that and still get credit as long as you get there in time to hear the Gospel reading.)

We had hopes of taking the ferrets out to the beach after dark (they can't handle temperatures greater than 75 degrees) but Britpoptarts looked at the weather and determined that the temperature wasn't going to get that low until 1:00 AM. So we hung out on the balcony for more hours than I'd planned and I showed her the modest house I'd built for myself on Second Life.

The drive to St. Augustine Beach from Savannah was relatively uneventful. (Don't get me started on the drive from Atlanta to Savannah.) I got there in time to have dinner and go on a beach stroll, which was a good start to the week. The routine is quite steady at the beach, but one of the elements has had to be abandoned--the afternoon suit-up-and-sunscreen session on the beach now lies in the hottest part of the day, and what was once merely hot is now unbearable. Instead, we take a stroll on the beach around sunset, when the weather permits. (It does not always permit.) We have been able to get down to walk along the shore in the mornings, and it's been lovely. It would have been nice to have been able to sit and watch the waves when we got back from our walk, but my bladder, and my freelance gig, kept me from that.

Ah, yes, the freelance gig. I'm currently doing work for a business I shall hereinafter refer to as the International Marketing Firm (IMF). It's a strange kind of hybrid of employment and freelance work. I have a company email address, but I also have to invoice them for services rendered instead of letting HR handle it. Last week I had a meeting with a client and we set up the follow-up meeting for Monday. I told them "I can do that if that's the only way we can do it.", which they interpreted as "Yes." So I had to cut short my morning time on the beach to trundle back inside, shower off the sunscreen and get ready for a Zoom call. The appointed time rolled around and there was no call to Zoom. It had never gone on the project manager's schedule, so we rescheduled for Thursday and my dream of a relaxing vacation free of adult responsibilities was shattered.

Thursday morning arrived and the Zoom call actually happened. The client had largely liked what I'd done, but there was one particular paragraph she wasn't feeling right about. Said it felt "incomplete." I nodded and hmmed and agreed with her and generally kept myself away from pointing out that she was the one who actually wrote it. After asking a few questions and taking a few notes, I finished the call and knocked out a revision in about 15 minutes, then another 10-15 polishing it and sent it on its way (it wasn't a very long paragraph). I may master this gig yet.

Thursday night, I had a nicer Zoom chat with the Gentleman Caller. I spent much of the call adjusting myself in a quest for the most comfortable position with best lighting. I don't think I quite managed either. I told him about my adventures in Savannah and he told me about some hopeful news (not quite at the stage of good news just yet) he'd received. Once I get back to Atlanta, we'll be making plans to watch Dark City with a mutual friend of ours (a friend who will be hereinafter referred to as "The Eccentric").

But for now, I'm looking at the pool from my window and savoring this time left. Tomorrow, I take Anime Niece to Jacksonville to meet with Movie Niece and maybe check out the movie theater that she runs. Maybe I can recruit Anime Niece to handle the stack of CDs I burned while I was packing to go down and then realized that CDs are a bad music strategy for highway travel.

I could take a nap right now, if I wanted. I might.

Today I took pleasure in the view from the balcony.
Today I learned more about cataract surgery than I ever wanted to know.
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Okay, emails, but still. A nice young man on Twitter pointed me to this article in the AJC about all the voter suppression legislation working its way through the Georgia legislature right now. I hit up the My Voter Page at the Secretary of State website and found out who my reps were (and thought, hey, yeah, I remember voting for these gals!) so I could email them and urge them to take these things seriously. Because they were dealing with different bills, I wrote them different letters. I recommend you nice Georgia-residing folks do the same.

Dear Representative Roberts:

My name is Sheila O’Shea and I am a resident of Sandy Springs. I proudly voted for you in the November election.

It is my understanding that a shocking number of restrictions on voting are being considered in the Georgia House. I am particularly concerned about the limits on absentee voting, making it more difficult to request a ballot and making it harder to drop off at a drop box. I voted absentee in the runoff election, and found the process simple and easy. I would hate to have that taken away. The Republicans seem to have a strange notion—actually articulated by some of its members—that voting is a privilege and not a fundamental right of every citizen of age.

Their spite seems to extend to innocuous things like providing snacks and drinks to voters in line regardless of whom they may be voting for. How does this prevent voter fraud? If they were providing these things on condition of voting for a specific candidate, there are already laws on the books to address that. But when I sat in line in November to vote, two young ladies came by with bottled water, chips and granola bars and offered them to me without questioning who I was voting for, only thanking me for voting at all. The real solution for this is to provide enough voting machines so that no one has to stand in line for hours to perform their civic duty.

Please do what you are able to limit these potential limitations (and others I have not detailed here). Voting is the root of our democracy and it should not be made harder, but easier, so that more citizens can participate.

Thank you,

Sheila O’Shea

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Dear Senator Jordan—

My name is Sheila O’Shea and I live in Sandy Springs. I am proud to have you as my Senator.

I am writing because of my concerns about legislation introduced into the Georgia Senate regarding voting rights. The increased restrictions on absentee ballots are particularly worrisome. I voted absentee in the runoff election and it made the process so much easier. Surely, we want full participation in the democratic process—placing unnecessary obstacles in the path of voters is a detriment to our nation.

It’s my understanding that Senate Bill 74 would permit poll watchers to enter ballot tabluation areas. I worry that this would open the gate to intimidation tactics used directly on poll workers. Poll watchers should be kept within the limits they currently stand in. Please make sure you are present to vote against this.

There are quite a number of bills regarding election procedures in the Senate. I ask that you read them carefully and vote in the direction of making voting convenient and simple, while still retaining security.

Thank you,

Sheila O'Shea

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Today I took pleasure in writing these letters, weirdly enough. It felt good to put my anxiety to some kind of productive use.

Today I learned where the website for the Georgia General Assembly is.
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Dear Senator--

Let me begin by stating how delightful it is to address you as “Senator.” I was too shy to knock on doors, but I did donate money to your campaign regularly, and I’m glad to see that campaign come to fruition. [A couple of lines directed to each Senator individually went here.]

I am writing to express my concern about something that may block all the potential progress that we hope to make—the filibuster. The filibuster has evolved over time but the purpose is still the same—allowing the minority party to stop a bill or nomination from progressing to a vote. Its best known use is perhaps its most shameful—an attempt to stop the Civil Rights Act of 1957 from passing. (Republicans will squawk that it was a Democrat—Strom Thurmond—who did this, and I will squawk back that Senator Thurmond was part of the subset of the Democratic Party that was later absorbed into the Republican Party under the infamous Southern Strategy.)

Now that the Democrats have a very narrow majority in the Senate, the possibility of the Republicans wielding the filibuster to stop any bill that they believe threatens their interests—the John R. Lewis Voting Rights Act, for example—looms large. The rule that establishes the filibuster in Senate procedure can be eliminated with a simple majority vote. It must be eliminated if we hope to get anything done in this administration. At the absolute least, the requirement that the Senator who invokes the filibuster must be present on the floor for the length of that filibuster should be restored. Someone who drags debate to a halt should not be able to do so without some kind of consequence.

It is my understanding that there are a few Democratic Senators who wish to retain the filibuster. I beg you to speak with those colleagues of yours and try to convince them of the imperativeness of eliminating it, or at least modifying it so it is used as a last resort and not a first one.

I thank you for your time, and wish you all the best as you strive to make the United States government one that serves all people.

Kind regards,

Sheila S. O’Shea
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I read through my diaries and it was certainly interesting reading. Particularly the start of the year, before the pandemic arrived, when there were so many things I did and took for granted.

January: Go to Chattacon along with the Gentleman Caller. We play hooky from the convention to wander the streets of Chattanooga, including the footbridge. He buys a box of donuts at his favorite donut place; I buy a polished stone the color of lemonade.

February: See Mystery Science Theater Live at the Fox Theater. I had two tickets--one that I'd bought and one that my brother and sister-in-law got me for Christmas. The one they gave me is a better seat. The film is a slice of 80s cheese called No Retreat, No Surrender, in which Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a bad guy who is defeated by a teenage boy who was trained by the ghost of Bruce Lee. (When said ghost makes his first appearance, Joel groans "Oh, man, he's not even close!")

March: Georgia has its first COVID-19 fatality. The lines at The Big Green Grocery Store go frantic. Tensions get worse because the store starts rationing certain items so they're not cleaned out all at once. I get scheduled for nine-hour shifts. The Gentleman Caller comes for a visit and cooks dinner because he doesn't trust restaurants at that stage. After a lovely time together, he announces that he's going into lockdown until the situation clears. My parents cancel our Sunday routines, first morning Mass, then Sunday dinners.

April: Governor Kemp issues a shelter-in-place order, which doesn't affect me much, since my job is essential work. Job duties now include wiping down surfaces, handles, and carts. Start adjusting to Zoom meetings with family and the Gentleman Caller as well as livestreamed Masses. The Triduum is a little stranger done through screens, but the words are still powerful and I'm as much of a mess on Good Friday as I usually am. I successfully make Eggs Benedict on Easter morning.

May: One of the employees at the Big Green Grocery Store location where I work tests positive for coronavirus. I get in a message in my inbox, but no additional information beyond Don't Worry, We've Taken Care Of It. I take their word for it. See a play called Hate Mail online, which is hilarious and perfectly set up for Zoom-based theater, even though it was written well before the pandemic. Receive new iPhone as an early birthday present, because my existing iPhone is showing severe battery problems. It is shiny and red and I have to restrain myself from playing with it constantly.

June: Restructure my schedule at The Big Green Grocery Store so I don't come in any early than 1:30 in the afternoon. It takes three tries to get it to take, because people keep losing the paperwork. Mornings are now reserved for education and, eventually, freelance work. See a doctor about my leg, which has been giving me pain for months. Get scheduled for an MRI, which reveals tendinosis (not tendonitis) in my gluteal region, likely lingering damage from the car accident in 2019. Turn 50. I have my usual twelve-hour birthday party the Saturday before on Zoom, which is well-attended and quite fun. I have a proper birthday dinner at my parents' house, out on the screened-in porch with the fan going and everybody wearing masks except to eat.

July: Begin physical therapy for leg. Take the days I would have spent in Florida and spend them at home. Write a short (very short) story called "Sentiment" about a vampire who feeds on regret. My parents move to a small condominium in a retirement community and I visit them there, masked and distanced.

August: Write a longer story called "Incident at Red's Fuel Center" about an essential worker during the zombie apocalypse. Decide to stop job hunting on Saturday mornings so I can clean my place before I have to go to work.

September: Attend virtual DragonCon, which has me attending more panels than I think I've attended in the past several in-person DragonCons. Go to see a drive-in movie in the parking lot of the Plaza Theater--Nosferatu with an original score played live. Purchase new MacBook Pro with advance on inheritance, just in time for the existing one to choke up and die.

October: Early voting begins in Georgia. I try to get it over with on the first day, but the line is running around the building, so I wait until the next day and go vote at the High Museum. I make a day of it with my freshly renewed membership, though my leg gives me too much trouble to really enjoy myself. I start two online courses in proofreading, one of which offers an opportunity for paid work if I pass the final exam at 80% or better. A massive storm knocks out power for about 30 hours and sends a tree crashing down on my favorite labyrinth (the one by my local library that I've been walking and taking care of for years).

November: Skip NaNoWriMo. Make a project of hacking off the smaller branches of the tree that fell on the labyrinth, using a lopper that my parents loaned me. Sell the guitars and bass amp that have been gathering dust for over a year. Make 95 bucks. Cry a little. Take final exam for proofreading course and make 84%. Discuss my future with the proofreading company, but won't be able to start until the new year. Get my Thanksgiving dinner to go, lovingly cooked by my mom and packed into travel containers. Breathe a huge sigh of relief at the outcome of the presidential election.

December: Test positive for coronavirus. Isolate myself accordingly. The Gentleman Caller comes by to take my trash out to the dumpster and deliver some wine and cherry juice from Trader Joe's. I learn the ins and outs of grocery delivery service, such as having to rearrange my fridge because they were out of half gallons of the milk I ordered, so they got me a full gallon instead. Make the traditional Christmas Eve dinner of poached salmon with cucumber yogurt sauce. Make entirely too much sauce, but discover that it makes a great dip for baby carrots. Make the traditional Christmas Day breakfast of Eggs Benedict; the results are flawed, but still tasty. Am spared having to cook Christmas dinner by mom cooking another to-go feast--all I need to do is bake my own potato. Spend first New Year's Eve at home probably since I moved out of the house. I watch an online celebration that includes a five-minute rendition of The Nutcracker that is worth the price of admission.

So, yeah, this year was a total dumpster fire, but I managed to get a few things done. I wrote some short stories and got a promising new job. We'll see how well the next year goes, though I think that 2020 as malevolent entity doesn't truly end until January 20th at noon.

Today I took pleasure in: kissing 2020 goodbye.

Today I learned: that Korbel Brut isn't as good without orange juice involved.
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This one was pretty short and quite a few pages were taken up with written-down daydreams about meeting and making friends with members of Duran Duran.

Volume Two: December 8, 1986 (age sixteen) to June 13, 1989 (age eighteen).

It looks like: a slim hardbound book with pictures of the 1984 lineup of Duran Duran. My sister bought it for me when she went to England for a study abroad program.

What's inside? Written down daydreams, initially. Then I decided I needed a new diary and it was as good as anything for the purpose.

The time period covers the end of high school and the start of college, a period which is blurred slightly by the fact that for my senior year in high school, I was also starting college under the early enrollment program. (This meant I left high school early a few days a week to attend Composition 101 at Emory.)

The poem-slipped-in-locker incident that I allude to in the last entry is actually detailed in this volume, and, as it turns out, I'd slipped two poems in his locker.

This marks the transition from cursive to print, so things are much easier to read from this point forward. (Messy print can be hard to read; messy cursive is almost impossible.)

I write about my first concert experience--INXS at the Omni--but I spend pages writing about everything that led up to the band hitting the stage (including the opening act, Public Image Limited, purveyors of fine bottled sarcasm since 1978) without getting to the part about, oh, Michael Hutchence owning the entire damn room with the sheer force of his charisma. I have the memories to carry me over though.

I also write about another first--seeing Duran Duran play live. January, 1989 at the Fabulous Fox Theater. I do go into a little more detail about the show itself. A few entries later, after purchasing a copy of Big Thing, I write a letter to Simon le Bon about how "Do You Believe In Shame?" made me cry.

There are hints and signs of bipolar disorder creeping around the edges. Mostly in the form of low energy and inability to focus. At one point, I express astonishment that I got into Emory at all.

So, from here we leave high school behind and venture into the college world. I'm curious to see what other hints of my illness show up as we progress.

Today I took pleasure in raspberry flavored seltzer mixed with cherry juice.

Today I learned where to get tested for COVID-19. (I'll have results in about a week.)

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