Dear Amazon . . .

. . . you have failed me for the last time.

Seriously, I'm done with your we're-going-to-do-something-stupid-over-the-weekend-and-then-back-down-after-the-internet-screams shenanigans.

I found a new supplier for my book fix anyway, and if they're anywhere near as awesome as people have told me, I should be doing just fine with them:

http://www.bookdepository.com/

Now all I need is money to buy books with. (As it is, I'm going to have to hold my breath just to make my mortgage payment this month.)

Today I took pleasure in chocolate truffle cookies.

Today I learned that infomercials are designed to take advantage of endorphin rushes in order to make sales.