Dear Customers With Very Small Children

Handing the items to be purchased and your credit card to your toddler to put up on the counter at the register is not cute. It does not teach your child the value of money. It does not make them all grown-uppy. It just slows up the fucking line. Knock it off.

Thank you,

You friendly neighborhood cashier.

(Cross-posted to customers_suck.)

Hmmmmm....

Does this mean I'm going to have to listen to Star 94 now?