So I was in the bathroom today . . .

And some lady comes in, yakking on her cell phone. "Yeah, I'm at Borders."

(Funny how cell phone technology has now forced people to clarify where exactly they are when calling. It used to be, when you called somebody at home and they answered, you didn't have to ask where they were beyond maybe what room of the house they were in.)

And she goes into one of the stalls, still yakking.

And she pees. And she's still yakking.

"So why don't you show them that thing?" *pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht* "So why don't you--why don't you show them that thing?" *pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht*

(I have no clue what that thing was. I'm not sure I even want to know.)

I think she was still talking when she flushed, too.

Strange world we live in.